Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Fatasses and stealing their co-blogger's pringles

Those seem to go together a lot.

Forgot one earlier.

Carl Crawford stole 6 bags vs. the Red Sox this week. We haven't seen a baseball player run with such enthusiasm since Prince Fielder heard it was snack time.

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  1. Pringles are yummy, and you're a peterpuffer. Also, too wordy. If you had just gone with "Pringle theft and Fatasses," that would have sufficed...or at least I would have gotten the point. Also, for those of you out there wondering, I am 6', 174, and I have a 6-pack both in my fridge and on my stomach. I am also single, so if you're disease-free and good-looking, talk to...someone else.

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  2. Also, the blog software won't let you post the word f-a-g. Or maybe it's because I'm drunk again...

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  3. Terence lives by the words "Why have the six-pack when you can have the whole keg"

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  4. aww yeah blog drama

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  5. Is very bad to steal Alec's pringles. Is very bad.

    Carl Crawford may have stolen six bases a couple days ago but that headline is a little misleading. He actually literally stole six bases from the field house and sold them to pay for his terrible meth habit.

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