I could not help but notice that my partner in crime has used three different names for his three different "potpourri"-type columns: "Pluses and Minuses," "Bits and Pieces," and "Swings and Misses." As our misson statement boldly asserts, we don't have much of a plan for this, just going to see where it goes- so why bother with consistency? I'm not criticizing, I'm embracing- and I thought I'd take this opportunity to suggest some more pairs of things that always seem to go nicely together, since I may never leave the library again:
Odds and Ends
Sneezes and Farts
Dicks and Balls
Matches and Gasoline
Hatchets and Foreheads
Soap and Jail
Tea and Crumpets
Bears and Children
Heartattack and Vine
Hairdryers and Bathtubs
Buggerers and Bull Dykes
Hopscotch and Land Mines
Beer and Sex
Tequila and Bad Sex
Sheep and Alec
That should keep you covered for a while...mostly the point of this exercise was to say something absurd while buried under too much work.
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is this supposed to be humor? its not even funny. i could shit better
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