While it may be sad that Terence is back, it has been scientifically demonstrated it's pretty awesome that I'm back. So rejoice and be merry, for in my infinite benevolence I have returned to share my objective knowledge of all things baseball.
All hyperbole aside, I'm glad to be back. I know we had a rather unceremonious exit last year, but we hope to keep this together better this year.
Coming soon will be my 100% guaranteed accurate season predictions. Last season's projections proved roughly one bazillion times more useful and legitimate than anything Joe Morgan ever said. Though technically they're far more precise than accurate, but I don't think we need to worry about nomenclature here.
PS: Regarding the misattributed claims by Terence that I have stated that he never spoke an amusing word in his life: I would never make such an erroneous and fallacious statement. The words "close enough" describing the legality and/or attractiveness of freshmen females comes to mind.
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